- 1 min
Unsupported Answers to Ten Eternal Questions
J. Marglous '21 Q: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The chicken. Q: A rock or a hard place? A: A rock. Q: If I go back in...
- 3 min
Four Creepiest Ghost Sightings On Brown University's Campus
E. Weiss '21 Resurrected! This is the cry heard round Brown’s campus, as students respond with shock and awe at the reappearance of peers...
- 3 min
Ask Arnold (With Arnold Jug)
Dear Arnold, I’m a freshman, and I’m worried about my roommate. We don’t really get along, which I understand is pretty normal for people...
- 2 min
Just Because I'm a Member of the Shadow Government Doesn't Mean I Can't be a Good Dad
B. Bienstock '20 I try to be the best father I can be. I want the best for my two kids, [redacted] and [redacted] , but even the Dad of...
- 1 min
The Time For Revolution Is Now
J. Marglous '21 My fellow white vans: the hour of reckoning is upon us. Hear me out, for I fear that if we do not act now, we shall be...
- 3 min
How to Recover After a Game: a Guide for Mascots
M. Warshay '20 art by S. Moore ’21 Stretch It’s so important to stretch before and after the game — you don’t want to pull a muscle! If...
- 2 min
Romantic Encounters: It’s What’s on the Inside that Counts
J. Marglous '21 art by A. Semizhonova ’21 Jennifer and Florin’s Romantic Encounters applications suggested a potential for fairy-tale...
- 2 min
Obituaries: Major Tom, Manned Spaceflight Pioneer, Dead at 35
J. Marglous '21 art by J. Han ’21 Major Tom (NLN), the first Brit in space, passed away in orbit above South America, the British space...
- 3 min
Introducing Make My Wish: Diseased Kids to Do Thine Bidding
You Friend Danny Hi there, consumer! It’s Danny! From the Make a Wish Foundation! Aren’t chores just a bitch? We the good people at Make...
- 2 min
FridgeFriend FAQ
B. Doyle '21 art by J. Han ‘21 What is FridgeFriend? FridgeFriend is the latest in Samsung’s award-winning line of A.I-enabled smart...
