We’ve all been there before. You wake up with a pounding headache and a dry feeling in the
back of your throat. It’s a reasonable question to ask yourself, “am I giving birth to the
anti-Christ?” There are a few quick and easy steps that can let anyone figure out if the Devil is growing inside you.
Did you have more than four drinks last night?
__ Yes, I love alcohol, the nectar of hedonists.
Have you been to Church recently?
__ Yes, I am a follower of Christ and his teachings.
__ No, I hate Christ and his teachings. He is the arch-nemisis of Satan, my fiancé.
When you pee on a pregnancy test, does it go up in flames?
__ Yes, every time!
__ No, it just gets wet.
Do circles of monks with pentagrams tattooed on their foreheads follow you around chanting in Old Aramaic?
__ Yes, that’s my 9 AM.
__ No, I have never met these monks.
If any of these ring true, you are probably destined to bring about the destruction of the world.
You may also be dehydrated.