Push pins: For when you want to put something on a bulletin board.
Pull pins: For when you want to take something off a bulletin board.
Safety pins: They wear seat belts and don’t drink caffeine.
Danger pins: Crazy, but fun.
Bobby pins: great for hair, or yarmulkes!
Robert pins: They grow up so fast...
Jack pins: Brother of Robert; also assassinated.
Kingpins: Often brought down by informant pins.
Princepins: Next in line for the throne.
Lynchpins: Pins, used extrajudicially.
Ida B. Wells pins: Responsible for stop- ping lynchpins.
American flag pins: Don’t pull them off your congressman’s lapel, or the air will come out!
Hairpins: Scary when your dad is driving.
Pubic hairpins: You can wax them, but they’ll come back.
Candlepins: Neither candles nor pins.
Pinups: Pictures of sexy people!
Pindowns: Pictures of your grandma.
Pins, with needles: Caused by lack of blood flow, like when you read on the toilet with your elbows on your knees for too long. Yes, I can see you!
Pins, metaphorically stuck in it: Fine, just one more?