Short Plays

By D. Rebman '22

PHILIP arrives home from dealing drugs, gets in bed, and is arrested by UNDERCOVERS COP

TED slips into a pair of Vans

OPTIMUS PRIME: That’s not how it normally goes, but sure.

LT. JOHNSON: I may not play by the rules, but I get results.

SGT. MCCOCKINER: It says right here rent is $360 with two houses.

SGT. MCCOCKINER: What aporetic world is this – my life a photon’s collision, my voice a blot on a rag...

LT. JOHNSON: You’re still not getting leave. Dismissed.

JIMMY cracks corn

TODD: You should really see a podiatrist.

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