Alright Ladies! It’s time for the annual Women’s Society Bake sale. I know everyone’s always excited to make their favorite sweet treats, and chocolate chip cookies never disappoint, but let’s try to add some variety this year! This year’s fundraising goal is $900 for steel-lined trash cans for the school! Put down your name and what scrumptious dessert you’ll be making.
NAME: Mrs. Merriweather
DESSERT: Wacky-White-Chocolate Chip Cookies
NAME: Mrs. Anderson
DESSERT: World Famous Brownies NAME: Mrs. Hill and Mrs. Russell (we’re doing a team)
DESSERT: Rainbow Cupcakes with Sprinkles NAME: Mrs. Nelson
DESSERT: Best Ever Brownies NAME: Mrs. Green-Bryant
DESSERT: Healthy All-Natural Non-GMO Vegan Chocolate Chip Cookies NAME: Mrs. Turner
DESSERT: Extra Moist Banana Bread NAME: Mrs. Anderson
DESSERT: More Popular For a Reason Brownies NAME: Mrs. Cooper
DESSERT: Classic Chocolate Chip Cookies NAME: Mrs. Nelson
DESSERT: What is That Supposed to Mean Brownies NAME: Mrs. Anderson
DESSERT: Nothing, Just That the Best Has to Actually Be the Best Brownies NAME: Mrs. Powell and Mrs. Rivera (team)
DESSERT: Snappy Snickerdoodle twist chocolate chip Cookies NAME: Mrs. Nelson
DESSERT: Sorry to Break it to You Carol, But the Whole World Doesn’t care about your Brownies
NAME: Mrs. Anderson
DESSERT: At Least I Made Mine From Scratch Instead of Using the Betty Crocker Mix Brownies NAME: Mrs. Nelson
DESSERT: At Least I Still Have a Husband Brownies
NAME: Mrs. Butler DESSERT: Double dark chocolate chip cookies
NAME: Mrs. Anderson
DESSERT: Fuck You, Joyce, I Know Phillip Goes to His Mistress in Watertown Every Tuesday Brownies
NAME: Mrs. Patterson
DESSERT: Raspberry surprise chocolate chip cookies NAME: Mrs. Nelson
DESSERT: He’s getting really into real estate right now, some people like having money Brownies
NAME: Mrs. Anderson
DESSERT: Your Son is My Weed Dealer, guess business acumen runs in the family Brownies
NAME: Mrs. Howard
DESSERT: M&M chocolate chip cookies NAME: Mrs. Nelson
DESSERT: At Least He Didn’t Get Deferred From Waltham Community College Brownies
NAME: Mrs. Anderson
DESSERT: Sarah Is Choosing to Take a Year Off to Volunteer Brownies NAME: Mrs. Nelson
DESSERT: Is it still called “volunteering” when it’s court ordered Brownies
NAME: Mrs. Anderson
DESSERT: Maybe if you focused more on your own life and not on mine, you would have won the PTA election Brownies
NAME: Mrs. Nelson
DESSERT: Because telling everyone that you are only not running for the position because it is a material goal and you have been taking a lot of yoga classes and finding your spiritual side is the same as winning Brownies
NAME: Mrs. Anderson
DESSERT: Yoga pants are flattering, what’s your excuse for that white blouse after labor day Brownies
NAME: Mrs. Nelson
DESSERT: You Bitch Brownies
NAME: Mrs. Anderson
DESSERT: Try Me, Slut Brownies
NAME: Mrs. Foster
DESSERT: World’s Best Brownies NAME: Mrs. Anderson and Mrs. Nelson (team)
DESSERT: Stephanie, Get the Fuck Out of Here Before You Get Slapped Brownies
Just a note: We will now be banning all alcohol at WWS gatherings