2 minCNN Anchor John King’s Election Coverage Sign-OnsBy D. Herrnstadt '24 10/3, 7:00 p.m.: I’m John King with CNN, and this is the Race to 270. 10/3, 7:30 p.m.: I’m John King with CNN, and l...
2 min16 Jokes About Secretary of the Treasury Steve MnuchinBy J. Marglous '21 Steve Mnuchin always looks a little uncomfortable, like he stepped in gum or accidentally smelled a poor person. Steve...
1 minWhat I'm Looking for in a BoyfriendBy F. Bauer '23 Dear lonely souls and potential suitors, With another solitary Valentine’s Day come and gone (and another tub of ice crea...
1 minThings My Poor Mother, Bless Her Heart, Has Been Lied to AboutBy O. Rousseau '21 A Manifesto My mother has been lied to about: Essential oils (which do not make me feel any less anxious) The financia...
4 minModern FeminismBy D. Herrnstadt '24 Raising a Strong Young Woman in the 21st century is the hardest, most rewarding job in the world. I’m a single mothe...
1 minStudy Titles Pending Departmental ReviewBy O. Rousseau '21 You Can Dance, You Can Jive, Halving the Time of Your Life: Sobering Evidence from Liver Damage Testing in 18-25 Popul...
6 minThe Squid Called OliviaBy J. Kaiserman '23 The following is a portion of the court stenographer’s report in the murder trial of Dr. James P. Clarke, M.D.: — JUD...
2 minWaltham Women’s Society Bakesale ListBy I. Jacobs '23 Alright Ladies! It’s time for the annual Women’s Society Bake sale. I know everyone’s always excited to make their favor...
3 minDear ReaderBy J. Marglous '21 Dear Reader, It is with heavy hearts that we inform you of the passing of one of our longtime contributors, Benjamin C...
2 minGuidelines for Catholic School Sex EdBy O. Ryan '23 It is very important for the principal to choose the right sex ed teacher. The principal should first ask among the clergy...
3 minFive Fun Facts with Webbins, the Old Man Who Cleans the Webs up After Spider-ManBy Alumnus Charlie Stewart '20 You can call me Webbins. Most folks don’t know my name, and I like to keep it like that. You see, I work i...
1 minCatfishing ShakespeareBy J. Kaiserman '23 Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Though ‘neath these blaring notes and flashing bulbs My pen writes air. Thy f...
3 minThe Ending to The Great Gatsby By the Guy Who Directed John Wick (T.E.T.T.G.G.B.T.G.W.D.J.W.)By R. Poisson '22 EXT. GATSBY’S POOL - DAY GATSBY emerges from the water and makes his way up the pool ladder. Off camera, a phone rings....
4 minMeet My Camper, Philip RothBy D. Rebman '22 In the dry, American summer of 1946 I worked as a summer camp counselor in Newark, New Jersey. My little place of work e...
2 minMy Plea DealBy B. Doyle '21 To the US District Court for the Southern District of New York – This letter sets forth the full and complete offer from ...
2 minPandemic Pecking Order: Are You Still the Best?From alumnus K. Roberts '00 You got into Brown because you were one of the best – one of the smartest, most capable, most promising. What...
