Unsupported Answers to Ten Eternal Questions
J. Marglous '21 Q: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The chicken. Q: A rock or a hard place? A: A rock. Q: If I go back in...
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Four Creepiest Ghost Sightings On Brown University's Campus
E. Weiss '21 Resurrected! This is the cry heard round Brown’s campus, as students respond with shock and awe at the reappearance of peers...
Ask Arnold (With Arnold Jug)
Dear Arnold, I’m a freshman, and I’m worried about my roommate. We don’t really get along, which I understand is pretty normal for people...
Just Because I'm a Member of the Shadow Government Doesn't Mean I Can't be a Good Dad
B. Bienstock '20 I try to be the best father I can be. I want the best for my two kids, [redacted] and [redacted] , but even the Dad of...
The Time For Revolution Is Now
J. Marglous '21 My fellow white vans: the hour of reckoning is upon us. Hear me out, for I fear that if we do not act now, we shall be...
Introducing Make My Wish: Diseased Kids to Do Thine Bidding
You Friend Danny Hi there, consumer! It’s Danny! From the Make a Wish Foundation! Aren’t chores just a bitch? We the good people at Make...
