3 minUrgent Update From CHEM0100By J. Kaiserman '23 Dear students, As you may know, Professor Schwann resigned from the University this morning. I realize that this...
1 minThe Quarantini and Other Cocktails for the Early Days of the COVID-19 PandemicBy O. Rousseau ‘21 The Quarantini Shaken or stir-crazy 1 part gin 1 part vermouth Served in a 6ft tall glass The “We’re All...
2 minHelpful Phrases for Patiently Communicating the Experience of Being on CrutchesBy J. Ecker MAT ‘21 Um excuse me, the door isn’t going to open itself. Yep, a week later and it’s still broken. Shocking, I know. You’re...
4 minThe Advice Column of His Lordship the Duke of Lustonshire By O. Ryan '23 Note: All serf’s writings transcribed by members of the manor’s monastery Dearest His Lordship, My son hath declared a...
2 minCNN Anchor John King’s Election Coverage Sign-OnsBy D. Herrnstadt '24 10/3, 7:00 p.m.: I’m John King with CNN, and this is the Race to 270. 10/3, 7:30 p.m.: I’m John King with CNN, and...
2 min16 Jokes About Secretary of the Treasury Steve MnuchinBy J. Marglous '21 Steve Mnuchin always looks a little uncomfortable, like he stepped in gum or accidentally smelled a poor person. Steve...
4 minModern FeminismBy D. Herrnstadt '24 Raising a Strong Young Woman in the 21st century is the hardest, most rewarding job in the world. I’m a single...
1 minStudy Titles Pending Departmental ReviewBy O. Rousseau '21 You Can Dance, You Can Jive, Halving the Time of Your Life: Sobering Evidence from Liver Damage Testing in 18-25...
3 minDear ReaderBy J. Marglous '21 Dear Reader, It is with heavy hearts that we inform you of the passing of one of our longtime contributors, Benjamin...
3 minThe Ending to The Great Gatsby By the Guy Who Directed John Wick (T.E.T.T.G.G.B.T.G.W.D.J.W.)By R. Poisson '22 EXT. GATSBY’S POOL - DAY GATSBY emerges from the water and makes his way up the pool ladder. Off camera, a phone rings....
4 minMeet My Camper, Philip RothBy D. Rebman '22 In the dry, American summer of 1946 I worked as a summer camp counselor in Newark, New Jersey. My little place of work...
