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The Archive

Here, you can find (almost) all of our published pieces, cartoons, and art from past issues and issues to come sorted by issue and by author. Enjoy! 

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  • 3 min

Urgent Update From CHEM0100

By J. Kaiserman '23 Dear students, As you may know, Professor Schwann resigned from the University this morning. I realize that this...

  • 6 min

The Squid Called Olivia

By J. Kaiserman '23 The following is a portion of the court stenographer’s report in the murder trial of Dr. James P. Clarke, M.D.: —...

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Catfishing Shakespeare

By J. Kaiserman '23 Shall I compare thee to a summer’s day? Though ‘neath these blaring notes and flashing bulbs My pen writes air. Thy...

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