The Archive
Here, you can find (almost) all of our published pieces, cartoons, and art from past issues and issues to come sorted by issue and by author. Enjoy!
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My Plea Deal
By B. Doyle '21 To the US District Court for the Southern District of New York – This letter sets forth the full and complete offer from...
Pandemic Pecking Order: Are You Still the Best?
From alumnus K. Roberts '00 You got into Brown because you were one of the best – one of the smartest, most capable, most promising. What...
Drinking Games for the 1%
By A. Jones '21 Nothing beats a stiff drink with friends after a long week. But bars are so passé, your high school friends are so poor,...
A Love Poem By Samuel Morse and Notice of Repossession
By N. Ostrer '21 Love Poem By Samuel Morse .... --- .-.. -.-- / ... .... .. - / -.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / ... --- / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- .....
A Wholesome Autumn Picnic
By M. Slusarewicz '23 A Wholesome Autumn Picnic By Chase Pucini CHARACTERS Susan played by Catherine Freud Calvin played by Kenneth Kim...
Short Plays
By D. Rebman '22 PHILIP arrives home from dealing drugs, gets in bed, and is arrested by UNDERCOVERS COP TED slips into a pair of Vans...
Valentine's Day Gift Ideas
For a happy relationship: A romantic staycation. While fancy schmancy trips are fun, so is seeing your home in a different light. Spice...
The Apology
By J. Marglous '21 From: April Lovejoy, President and CEO, LoveBot Corp. For: Immediate Release We would like to apologize to: The...
My Favorite Nightmares
By O. Rousseau '21 1. Late for work I’m late! Oh no! And you’re there and you tell me it’s going to be okay but what do you know? You’re...
Every Time I Supported Women Today
By B. Doyle '21 7:59 a.m. - Smiled at Jenny Slate tweet. 8:01 a.m. - Retweeted Jenny Slate. 8:29 a.m. - Reminded Uber driver that she...
We Need To Fight Climate Change: If We Don't Timothée Chalamet Wins
By J. Marglous '21 The worst case scenario: By about 2035, society crumbles under the weight of disease, famine, and war. My wife and I...
