2 minDrinking Games for the 1%By A. Jones '21 Nothing beats a stiff drink with friends after a long week. But bars are so passé, your high school friends are so poor, ...
1 minA Love Poem By Samuel Morse and Notice of RepossessionBy N. Ostrer '21 Love Poem By Samuel Morse .... --- .-.. -.-- / ... .... .. - / -.-- --- ..- / .- .-. . / ... --- / ..-. ..- -.-. -.- .. ...
4 minA Wholesome Autumn PicnicBy M. Slusarewicz '23 A Wholesome Autumn Picnic By Chase Pucini CHARACTERS Susan played by Catherine Freud Calvin played by Kenneth Kim J...
1 minShort PlaysBy D. Rebman '22 PHILIP arrives home from dealing drugs, gets in bed, and is arrested by UNDERCOVERS COP TED slips into a pair of Vans OP...
2 minValentine's Day Gift IdeasFor a happy relationship: A romantic staycation. While fancy schmancy trips are fun, so is seeing your home in a different light. Spice t...
3 minThe ApologyBy J. Marglous '21 From: April Lovejoy, President and CEO, LoveBot Corp. For: Immediate Release We would like to apologize to: The Reside...
4 minMy Favorite NightmaresBy O. Rousseau '21 1. Late for work I’m late! Oh no! And you’re there and you tell me it’s going to be okay but what do you know? You’re ...
1 minEvery Time I Supported Women TodayBy B. Doyle '21 7:59 a.m. - Smiled at Jenny Slate tweet. 8:01 a.m. - Retweeted Jenny Slate. 8:29 a.m. - Reminded Uber driver that she des...
3 minWe Need To Fight Climate Change: If We Don't Timothée Chalamet WinsBy J. Marglous '21 The worst case scenario: By about 2035, society crumbles under the weight of disease, famine, and war. My wife and I t...
3 minA Tight Five for My New Therapist (Annotated)By O. Ryan '23 How you guys doing tonight? Lovely audience, lovely crowd. My old wrestling coach is here tonight! Well, he’s not actua...
7 minFrom BlaireBy M. Slusarewicz '23 Dear Sir or Madam, Welcome to the neighborhood! I wish our first communication could be on better terms, but I’m af...
1 minThe Brown Jug’s Official SciLi Challenges By A. Shapiro '23 Stay all night in the Sci Li Run up the stairs of the Sci Li doing a shot on every floor Run down the stairs and beat t...
6 minProceedings of the Waltham Homeowners AssociationBy J. Kaiserman '23 The following are transcripts of emails from Ms. Jane Davidson, President of the Waltham Homeowners Association, on t...
