A Tight Five for My New Therapist (Annotated)
By O. Ryan '23 How you guys doing tonight? Lovely audience, lovely crowd. My old wrestling coach is here tonight! Well, he’s not...
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Here, you can find (almost) all of our published pieces, cartoons, and art from past issues and issues to come sorted by issue and by author. Enjoy!
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From Blaire
By M. Slusarewicz '23 Dear Sir or Madam, Welcome to the neighborhood! I wish our first communication could be on better terms, but I’m...
The Brown Jug’s Official SciLi Challenges
By A. Shapiro '23 Stay all night in the Sci Li Run up the stairs of the Sci Li doing a shot on every floor Run down the stairs and beat...
Proceedings of the Waltham Homeowners Association
By J. Kaiserman '23 The following are transcripts of emails from Ms. Jane Davidson, President of the Waltham Homeowners Association, on...
What Our Teachers Really Teach Us:
A Memoir on Nostalgia and Majoring in Applied Math Despite Never Learning Algebra 2 Of the five senses, smell has the strongest ability...
A Day in the Life of Marianne Williamson
S. Zylberfuden '22 4:20am: I open my eyes and ask God why He has allowed so much darkness in the world. 4:39am: I see if the energy is...
Unsupported Answers to Ten Eternal Questions
J. Marglous '21 Q: Which came first, the chicken or the egg? A: The chicken. Q: A rock or a hard place? A: A rock. Q: If I go back in...
Four Creepiest Ghost Sightings On Brown University's Campus
E. Weiss '21 Resurrected! This is the cry heard round Brown’s campus, as students respond with shock and awe at the reappearance of peers...
Ask Arnold (With Arnold Jug)
Dear Arnold, I’m a freshman, and I’m worried about my roommate. We don’t really get along, which I understand is pretty normal for people...