The Archive

Here, you can find (almost) all of our published pieces, cartoons, and art from past issues and issues to come sorted by issue and by author. Enjoy! 

The Time For Revolution Is Now

J. Marglous '21 My fellow white vans: the hour of reckoning is upon us. Hear me out, for I fear that if we do not act now, we shall be...

Customer Service: A Monologue

L. King '21 “Okay, so this is what I understood. You’re calling because you’re dissatisfied - I’m sor- ry, yes, ‘outraged’- with the...

Advice For Your First Job

J. Marglous '21 1. Just say yes! It’s important to build connections you can use later in your career, so demonstrate that you’re...

How to Know if You're Ugly

S. Zylberfuden '22 We all wonder to ourselves: I don’t think I’m ugly... but... do other people think I’m ugly? Now, if you’re not one to...

PepsiCo Would Like to Apologize

B. Doyle '21 Dear beloved families of Hot Teens, We regret to inform you that Hot Teen Stacy, Hot Teen Brett, and Hot Teen Emma passed...